Birthdate

Well, actually this isn’t a serious topic. My friend just told me about this ‘thing’. So, we’re gonna have fun with this…um.. quiz? (Yea whateva you name it..)
Rules: Please select month,date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January——- I shot
February—— I ate
March——— I killed
April——— I ran away with
May———– I fell in love with
June———- I murdered
July———- I gave my shoes to
August——– I sang a duet with
September—– I had a crush on
October——- I danced with
November—— I kissed
December—— I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1————-a homeless guy
2————-a fat lady
3————-a mad cow
4————-a mad monkey
5————-a Mexican
6————-a gangster
7————-a monkey
8————-an ipod
9————-my best friends boyfriend
10————a goat
11————my dog
12————my cat
13————the computer
14————my science teacher
15————my neighbour
16————myself
17————a giraffe
18————my best friends girl friend
19————a gorilla
20————a stuffed animal
21————a permanent marker
22———– a policeman
23————a cannibal
24————a baseball bat
25————my psychiatrist
26————an old lady
27————a hockey stick
28————a football player
29————a post man
30————a paperclip
31————my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White———Because I was high
Black———Because I was drunk.
Pink———-Because I am half dead.
Red———–Because I was in mental hospital
Blue———-Because I cant control myself.
Green———Because I hate myself.
Purple——–Because I am shy
Gray———-Because that’s the way I am
Yellow——–Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–Because I enjoy it.
Other———Because I was hungry

All credit goes to its creator